I am one picky, southern, high maintenance, prima dona blonde. I want the best, I use the best. I cannot tolerate make-dos or second best. I will wait or do without.
Very few times in my life do I enthusiastically endorse a product. Why? Very few products hit the pinnacle of MY list. Kindle tops my list, without question.
I love my Kindle
Do not wait one more minute. Next thing you know you will be whining about Halloween costumes for the kids and GrandPa (I cannot believe he still dresses up).
Next I’ll hear the Paula Dean fan club shouting they need turkey money for Thanksgiving. Forget the turkey money. Just remain on red alert for the marketing team GIVING away free Butterball turkeys if you buy $10 every week for the following six weeks (and they call the geese golden?)
Second note: corral the kids up and head down to the Lion’s Club. Here they always give a free turkey at the annual pancake breakfast. You must, however, be proactive. You cannot wait until three days before Thanksgiving and expect a turkey to land on your table FOC.
Finally, I promise your Kindle will NOT interfere with your Christmas shopping, whether you shop onfoot, online or by phone. Your Kindle will provide you with a much needed diversion, and escape at night when you hear Dancing through the Snow, one more time. BK (Before Kindle) I used to remind my family to be careful with any unnecessary humming of Frosty the Snowman. I was not responsible for my actions.
I want you to enjoy cookie baking and hanging iciles in Grandpas hair, or his lack thereof.
So, as my dear friends at Nike put it, JUST DO IT. Take a deep breath, click on the big box (widget) to your right in the sidebar. This will whisk you way immediately to Kindle-land to read about, and get your Kindle! Do not wait- right now this model is sold out- expect to fill orders placed today in mid-September.
Yes, I do get a few bucks for the sale, but not even enough to host my site for a month! Law says affliates must disclose this info- and we know I do not want LT putting the cuffs on me.
Endorsements always remind me of my friend Chalene Johnson. She describes herself as the type of person who cannot wait to tell someone about a great product. We just love to share ;-) no affliate link
As many have heard, I may not always have my driver’s license with me, but I damn sure have my Kindle in my purse!
Kindle gives you freedom. You are not at the mercy of society’s idiosynchricies. What I mean is: if your spouse takes a detour by cousin Larryand Louise’s house on the way home, no problem. You perch yourself up on their couch with Aunt Minny’s afghan, and read. Decide to try a new book? Amazon will send you a sample of the book free.
Did you hear me? The sample with genuine content is free, not just the cover of the book or a goofy picture of the author. I know you cannot wait to get your hands on one. Check the Kindle button in the sidebar- I still cannot believe the deal on the price-- click on the hand and go buy yourself a Kindle. You will thank me, promise.
Oh, and no, this was not a solicited endorsement.
No threat of water torture,
Or threat of taking away Kindle purchases
